Attention, all channel surfers! Be advised that a torrential wave of sexism threatens to soak its female viewers with utter disrespect. This wave is known as Two and a Half Men.

Hallelujah! George W. Bush will vacate the White House in January! However, I am scared that will he place the comedic inspiration for political satire programming in his U-Haul!

The Media Hype of Twilight

ABC and Grey's Anatomy pulls the plug on a same-sex relationship by firing one if its actresses. Is this a creative decision or a dangerous outbreak of homophobia?

Joaquin Phoenix announces that he is leaving acting for music. Is this a smart career move or is he "jumping the couch?"

Oscar-nominated star Joaquin Phoenix recently told an Associated Press reporter that he is abandoning acting to pursue his musical aspirations. After observing Phoenix's unbalanced state in the interview, I cannot really say I am taking him too seriously. In fact, I think this could be Phoenix's "jump the couch" moment.

NBC’s Heroes appears to be perishing faster than a speeding bullet. Reports of the show's impending doom seem to be exaggerated by a villainous media.

Watch out kids! There are bigger monsters out there than Freddy Krueger. Disney and the Desperate Housewives of Wisteria Lane make the Elm Street killer look like a cuddly teddy bear.

Attention "Hungry Tigers" and "Desperate Debbies," Paris Hilton is looking for her new Best Friend Forever. The question I have is who would want to be friends with a degrading and self-absorbed egotist?

Where has innocence gone? Shame on Miley Cyrus and the media for their contribution to the sexual objectification of minors!

“Miley Cyrus Wants Sex,” “Miley Cyrus is an Easy Rider,” “Miley Cyrus: The Condom?” These were indeed recent headlines in E-online articles over the past few months. Rest assured, none of the articles were actually about fifteen year-old Cyrus engaging in sexual activity, however there is still something extremely distasteful about associating a minor with such provocative language.

Who needs professional theater critics? Tom Cruise finds his his wife's, Katie Holmes ,Broadway debut to be extraordinary? Isn't that validation enough?